Bus bertie

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Bus League, and I've been involved in numerous secret races on Sodor, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in bus warfare and I'm the top bus in the entire B.U.S. armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of buses (Bulgy, Algy) across the BUSA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggo-

facts of bertie

 * he's in the Thomas and Theodore Tugboats adventures in the Gundam andis actually the first bus boy seen (and the last)
 * bertie is powerful
 * bertie has pupils which confuses me
 * bertie
 * is
 * red