White Fat Albert

White Fat Albert is a white washed "recolor" Cryptid and former leader of The Alliance that emerged from Nether Realm (Detroit, MI) after being conjured by The Council of Poplin.

Discovery of Nether Realm #10
White Fat Albert was discovered within Nether Realm by The Council of Poplin while on an exploration of Hawk Getz' Memory Hole. It is uncertain as to how White Fat Albert came into existence, however it is believed that Hawk Getz saw the original Fat Albert by Bill Cosby and decided that Fat Albert should be white instead. When confronted by the Council, White Fat Albert said a racial slur and demanded to be allowed into The Living Realm, whereas his request was denied. As a purported relative of Ronald Reagan, White Fat Albert believed that it was his right to be a part of The Living Realm as his uncle Ronald was, unknowing about the time disparities between his figmented existence and that of reality itself.

Banishment and 1st Death
After saying slurs before The Council, White Fat Albert was banished back to Nether Realm #10, whereas his physical body was torn apart like a julienne salad, thus rendering his physical self 'dead'.

The Alliance
After being resurrected from death by Theodore Tugboat, White Fat Albert ensued on a preemptive measure to secure his person hood within The Living Realm. Garnering favor from Theodore,Emily,Foduck,Hank and George and The Harbor Master, too, White Fat Albert began a military junta with his other recolored, redrawn friends to spread his Apartheid messages across the entire known Nether and Living Realms. This junta would be deemed The Alliance and grew substantially until White Fat Albert was thwarted from enacting his war crimes by Theodore, who realized that he had misaligned himself with the racist recolor. His claim to power was that he publicly executed Saint Seiya, who was 13.

In an attempt to regain power for The Alliance, White Fat Albert was contacted by Agura, who too was losing power within Nether Realm. The two colluded with one another to rule under the Alliance so long as Agura promised to feed White Fat Albert and his soldiers with the carcasses of political dissenters. However, the junta lost influence when White Fat Albert became complacent in his role. This ultimately caused a loss in control among the joint inhabitants of Nether Realms #8 and #10, whereas Fat Albert was dethroned and excommunicated to darkness by resistance leader Billy Blanks.

The Public Execution of Saint Seiya
Saint Seiya was publicly executed by White Fat Albert at the age of 13. Saint Seiya was deemed a furry apologist by The Alliance and didn't deserve the right to apologize for the universe. White Fat Albert deemed Saint Seiya a 'know it all' and deemed that he no longer deserved to be free because he would never be free under The Alliance. Allegedly, Saint Seiya had said a slur and only White Fat Albert can say slurs (apparently).